The best graduation jokes

Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
has 33.24 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, college, graduation, time
Knock Knock Who's there! B-4! B-4 who? B-4 you take the diploma, shake the dean's hand.
has 30.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: graduation, knock-knock