The best graduation jokes

Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, college, graduation, time
Knock Knock Who's there! B-4! B-4 who? B-4 you take the diploma, shake the dean's hand.
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has 36.08 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: graduation, knock-knock