The best graduation jokes

Knock Knock Who's there! B-4! B-4 who? B-4 you take the diploma, shake the dean's hand.
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has 36.46 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: graduation, knock-knock
Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
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has 34.88 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, college, graduation, time