The best graduation jokes

Two young men who had just graduated from university climbed into a taxi wearing their graduation gowns. "Are you graduates from the city university?" asked the cab driver. "Yes, sir," they announced proudly. "Class of "99." The cabbie extended his hand. "Class of "67."
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: graduation, men, time, work
One good thing about graduation is that you get to wear a funny hat that makes your brain look larger than it actually is.
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: beauty, graduation, stupid
I'll be honest. I did not graduate at the top of my class. In fact, I was so close to the bottom, my sheepskin had a tail.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: graduation, school, student
If you majored in fine arts or philosophy, you have good reason to be worried. The only place you are now really qualified to get a job is in Ancient Greece.
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: graduation, life, school, work
Everyone could tell our son was a Tigers fan. When he was handed his diploma, he dropped it.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: graduation, sport
I remember my guidance counselor. The guy studied for years for his job, and deepest thing he ever said to me was, "You have your whole life ahead of you."
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: graduation, memory, student, time, work
Q: What do you get when you complete science class? A: A graduated cylinder.
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has 57.73 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, graduation, science
It was graduation day and Mom was trying to take a picture of their son in a cap and gown, posed with his father. "Let’s try to make this look natural" she said. "Junior, put your arm around your dad’s shoulder." The father answered, "If you want it to look natural, why not have him put his hand in my pocket?"
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has 52.05 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dad, graduation, kids
When my daughter asked me what to buy her friends for graduation presents. I suggested morning-after pills and bus passes.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: drunk, friendship, graduation
Q: How many University Graduates does it take to change a light bulb? A: One, but it may take up to seven years!
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: graduation, light bulb, student, stupid, time
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