Knock Knock Who's there! B-4! B-4 who? B-4 you take the diploma, shake the dean's hand.
Knock-Knock Who is there? A long penis with a naked head. Come in please we were waiting for you.
Everyone could tell our son was a Tigers fan. When he was handed his diploma, he dropped it.
When I graduated from highschool, I was so poor and couldn't afford college. So my parents sent me to dog training school. I learned a lot when I was there. Sit, stay, roll over. I haven't quite got the fetching part down. They say I'm a little rough around the edges.
Knock-knock. Who's there? To. To who? No, to whom.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Spell. Spell who? W-H-O.
Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you.
Your families are extremely proud of you. You can't imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing. This would be a most opportune time to ask for money.
When my daughter asked me what to buy her friends for graduation presents. I suggested morning-after pills and bus passes.
It was graduation day and Mom was trying to take a picture of their son in a cap and gown, posed with his father. "Let’s try to make this look natural" she said. "Junior, put your arm around your dad’s shoulder." The father answered, "If you want it to look natural, why not have him put his hand in my pocket?"