Knock Knock Who's there! B-4! B-4 who? B-4 you take the diploma, shake the dean's hand.
Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
Knock knock. Who's there? Kenya. Kenya who? Keeeenya feeel the loooove tonight?
Knock Knock! Who's there? Testicules. Testicules who? Pillow for penis .
Knock knock. Who's there? Sarah. Sarah who? Sarah problem here?
I'll be honest. I did not graduate at the top of my class. In fact, I was so close to the bottom, my sheepskin had a tail.
Two young men who had just graduated from university climbed into a taxi wearing their graduation gowns. "Are you graduates from the city university?" asked the cab driver. "Yes, sir," they announced proudly. "Class of "99." The cabbie extended his hand. "Class of "67."
Knock, knock Who's there? I'm Mr, Farter. Mr, Farter who? I've brought some insecticides to give to your mother in law!
Q: What do you get when you complete science class? A: A graduated cylinder.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Zany Zany who? Zany body home?
You have committed the grave tactical blunder of acquiring enough university credits to graduate. So now you're leaving college and embarking on the greatest adventure - and the biggest challenge - of your young lives: moving back in with your parents.