The best Halloween jokes

A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Halloween, health, kids
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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has 41.06 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, Halloween