The best Halloween jokes

Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
has 36.52 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, Halloween
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
has 36.46 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Halloween, stupid