The best Halloween jokes

I'm going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always do... by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake. Sincerely, Michael Myers
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has 49.00 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, Halloween, teen
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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has 40.93 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, Halloween