The best Halloween jokes

A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Halloween, health, kids
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
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has 35.32 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Halloween, stupid