If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?" Matthew: "I don't know. What?" Michael: "Candy corneas."
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Did you hear about the wild party at the haunted house? The whole vibe was anything ghost.
Q: Why couldn't the witch have children? A: Her husband had a hallow weenie.
On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
Yo mama so ugly that she doesn't need a costume for Halloween.
Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
I'm going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always do... by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake. Sincerely, Michael Myers
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.