The best Halloween jokes

Did you hear about the wild party at the haunted house? The whole vibe was anything ghost.
Vote:
has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, party
Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets!
Vote:
has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: bird, Halloween, technology
Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?" Matthew: "I don't know. What?" Michael: "Candy corneas."
Vote:
has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor, disgusting, doctor, Halloween, morbid
If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
Vote:
has 58.23 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, flirt, Halloween, sex
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Vote:
has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Halloween, ugly, Yo mama
Q: Why couldn't the witch have children? A: Her husband had a hallow weenie.
Vote:
has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, husband, kids
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
Vote:
has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Halloween, stupid
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
Vote:
has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Halloween, health, kids
Yo mama so ugly that she doesn't need a costume for Halloween.
Vote:
has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
Vote:
has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, geek, Halloween, IT, programmer
<<<34
More jokes →
Page 3 of 4.