The best Halloween jokes

Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?" Matthew: "I don't know. What?" Michael: "Candy corneas."
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor, disgusting, doctor, Halloween, morbid
If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
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has 56.98 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, flirt, Halloween, sex
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Halloween, ugly, Yo mama
Did you hear about the wild party at the haunted house? The whole vibe was anything ghost.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, party
Q: Why couldn't the witch have children? A: Her husband had a hallow weenie.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, husband, kids
On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Halloween
Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
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has 47.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, geek, Halloween, IT, programmer
Yo mama so ugly that she doesn't need a costume for Halloween.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
I'm going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always do... by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake. Sincerely, Michael Myers
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has 47.06 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, Halloween, teen
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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has 39.18 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, Halloween
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