The best Halloween jokes

I'm going trick or treating with my mum tonight. It's the only time I can take her out as she's been dead for ten years.
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More jokes about: black humor, death, family, Halloween, time
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, Halloween
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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More jokes about: birthday, Halloween, ugly, Yo mama
Did you hear about the wild party at the haunted house? The whole vibe was anything ghost.
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More jokes about: Halloween, party
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Halloween, health, kids
Q: Why couldn't the witch have children? A: Her husband had a hallow weenie.
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More jokes about: Halloween, husband, kids
Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?" Matthew: "I don't know. What?" Michael: "Candy corneas."
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More jokes about: black humor, disgusting, doctor, Halloween, morbid
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
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More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Halloween, stupid
Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
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More jokes about: Christmas, geek, Halloween, IT, programmer
I'm going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always do... by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake. Sincerely, Michael Myers
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More jokes about: black humor, death, Halloween, teen