I'm going trick or treating with my mum tonight. It's the only time I can take her out as she's been dead for ten years.
If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
Did you hear about the wild party at the haunted house? The whole vibe was anything ghost.
Q: Why couldn't the witch have children? A: Her husband had a hallow weenie.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?" Matthew: "I don't know. What?" Michael: "Candy corneas."
Yo mama so ugly that she doesn't need a costume for Halloween.
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
I'm going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always do... by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake. Sincerely, Michael Myers