The best Halloween jokes

Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?" Matthew: "I don't know. What?" Michael: "Candy corneas."
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, disgusting, doctor, Halloween, morbid
If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
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has 57.81 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, flirt, Halloween, sex
Did you hear about the wild party at the haunted house? The whole vibe was anything ghost.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, party
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Halloween, ugly, Yo mama
On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Halloween
Q: Why couldn't the witch have children? A: Her husband had a hallow weenie.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, husband, kids
Yo mama so ugly that she doesn't need a costume for Halloween.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
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has 47.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, geek, Halloween, IT, programmer
I'm going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always do... by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake. Sincerely, Michael Myers
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has 47.06 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, Halloween, teen
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Halloween, stupid
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