If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?"
Matthew: "I don't know. What?"
Michael: "Candy corneas."
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Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Q: Why couldn't the witch have children?
A: Her husband had a hallow weenie.
On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
Yo mama so ugly that she doesn't need a costume for Halloween.
I'm going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always do... by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake.
Sincerely, Michael Myers
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Did you hear about the wild party at the haunted house?
The whole vibe was anything ghost.
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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