Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu.
No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears.
Candyman ain't stupid.
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On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out.
The genie ain't stupid.
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It's Halloween and when the man answers his door, there's a well-dressed young boy there wearing a suit and matching tie, who says "Trick or treat".
The man's a bit confused so he asks the boy what he's dressed up as.
"I'm an IRS agent", says the boy, and with that, he snatches 40% of the candy, and leaves without saying thank you.