Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu.
No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears.
Candyman ain't stupid.
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On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out.
The genie ain't stupid.
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Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
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