Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out. The genie ain't stupid.
Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
One day a blonde went to a sea food restaurant and saw the tank where they kept the lobsters. She took pity on these creatures and hid them in her purse. Later she went to the woods to set the poor animals free.