Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out. The genie ain't stupid.
Where was your mom last night? At Chuck Norris' place.