Joke #8412

A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
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Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
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Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
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Chuck Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt. That implies the possibility of failure.
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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.
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