A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
Chuck Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt. That implies the possibility of failure.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.