A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball. When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris? But only once.