A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
Chuck Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt. That implies the possibility of failure.
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.