A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris? But only once.
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.