Joke #11446

Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs? A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.
Vote:
has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde, easter, hunting

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists? A: The rest are hunting peckers.
Vote:
has 73.89 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, hunting
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and said, “I’ve got to take a crap.” The other said, “Well go behind one of those big trees, and crap.” The first one said, “But I don’t have any paper to wipe my ass.” The other blonde replied, “You have a dollar, don’t you?” The first one said, “Yeah, I’ve got a dollar. That’s a great idea– I’ll use that!” He left and came back with crap all over his hands and clothes. His friend looked at him and asked, “What in the hell happened to you?” The first one replied, “Have you ever tried to wipe your ass with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel?”
Vote:
has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde, hunting, money
Q: Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it?? A: No one the first four doesn't exist and the other blonde thought it was a gum wrapper!
Vote:
has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde, easter, money, Santa, stupid
Chuck Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt. That implies the possibility of failure.
Vote:
has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, hunting
What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? "Run faster....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth."
Vote:
has 28.61 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? A: He doesn't want anyone to know he's f**king chickens.
Vote:
has 70.94 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, easter, sex
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?" He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."
Vote:
has 70.70 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: christian, Christmas, church, easter, work
Two bums are sitting talking. The first one starts bragging, "Today was the best day ever! This morning I found a brand new pack of smokes just sitting on the ground. So you know what I did? I sat and smoked every fucking one of them... had the best day ever." The second bum just laughs, "That's nothing, today I was walking along the rail road tracks and I found this girl laying on the tracks. You know what I did? I fucked her all day long." The other bum interrupts, "Bull! You didn't do it all day long did you?", the other continues, "Well, no but it was for at least a few good hours, best day of my life." The first bums asks, "So did she give you a good blowjob?" The other replies no. "How could you possibly be getting busy with this girl for hours, and she doesn't even give you a blow job?" To which the other replies, "How could she? She didn't have a head!"
Vote:
has 19.16 % from 226 votes. More jokes about: black humor, blonde, death, sex
Two adventurers John and Jack were hunting for gold in the desert. After roaming all day long under the hot sun, they set up their tent and fell asleep. Some hours later, John woke up his friend. "Jack, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Jack looked up and replied, "I can see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" asked John. Jack thought for a minute and said. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?" After a moment of silence, John spoke. "It tells two things to me. First is that... you are an idiot." Jack looked at John, surprised. "Why do you say so?" he said. "Because it has still not occurred to you that someone has stolen our tent." replied John.
Vote:
has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: friendship, hunting, science, stupid, time
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
Vote:
has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, easter