Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris...
He is hunting them!
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Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris is a hunter.
But Chuck Norris does not hunt.
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Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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On the way home from a hunt, a hunter stops by the grocery store.
"Give me a couple of steaks," he says.
"We're out of steaks but we have hot dogs and chicken," says the butcher.
"Hotdogs and chicken?!" yells the hunter. "How can I tell my wife I bagged a couple of hotdogs and chickens?"
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses.
He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency services.
He gasps to the operator:
"My friend is dead!
What can I do?"
The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies:
"Take it easy.
I can help.
First, we have to be sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the hunter says, "Ok, now what?"
What is a "successful hunting trip"?
When three men kill 9 cases of Budweiser in two days
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
His shoe.
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