Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
Chuck Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt. That implies the possibility of failure.
Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs? A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.
The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.