Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
Chuck Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt. That implies the possibility of failure.
Two hunters are stalking through the forest when one says to the other that he has to take a dump. "Well, go in the bushes." "What should I use to wipe my ass?" "Use a dollar bill." A few minutes later the hunter steps out of the bushes with s**t all over his hands. "What happened?" asks his friend. "I didn't have a dollar bill, so I used four quarters."
You know the movie, Alien VS Predator? Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs? A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.
Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
What is a "successful hunting trip"? When three men kill 9 cases of Budweiser in two days
Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.