Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"
Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? A: He gets taller.
Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
"Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sunbath!
Yo mama so fat she died.
Roses are red "just like blood" Violets are blue "just like when I stab your face and shuve it in poo" So have you lurned that when I stab you blood comes out And shows me 1 thing your shit.