Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"
Yo mama's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!
Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!
Q: Who were the first two black women? A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!