Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!
Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.
Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.
Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.
The following conversation took place in school.
Teacher: "So we are all descended from Adam and Eve."
Young kid: "My dad says we came from apes."
Teacher: "That's probably true for your family Abdul."
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Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
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Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.