Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
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Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"
Yo mama's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!
Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!
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Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.