Donald Trump is a vain, arrogant, hateful pig. That's why Americans voted him in - he's just like them.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"
Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? A: He gets taller.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.
Q: Why is it that a white man is hanging on to a car driving 200 km per hour? A: Because a black man is driving it!
Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.