Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!
Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.
Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.