Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
Yo mama's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!
Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!
Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.