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Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? A: He gets taller.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.
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Yo mama's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!
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Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
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"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
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Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
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Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
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"Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sunbath!
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Yo mama so fat she died.
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Roses are red "just like blood" Violets are blue "just like when I stab your face and shuve it in poo" So have you lurned that when I stab you blood comes out And shows me 1 thing your shit.
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