Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!
Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.
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Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
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Q: How big is a Republican-size bed?
A: Wide enough for the man, the woman, and the ten-foot pole.
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Q: Who were the first two black women?
A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
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Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!
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Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.