Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!
Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.
Q: Who were the first two black women? A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? A: He gets taller.
"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"
Donald Trump is a vain, arrogant, hateful pig. That's why Americans voted him in - he's just like them.