The best insulting jokes

Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: drunk, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Q: Who were the first two black women? A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
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has 34.57 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, vulgar, women
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
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has 34.18 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
The following conversation took place in school. Teacher: "So we are all descended from Adam and Eve." Young kid: "My dad says we came from apes." Teacher: "That's probably true for your family Abdul."
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has 34.18 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: communication, insulting, religious, school, teacher
Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
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has 33.76 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, Yo mama
"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"
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has 32.63 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, time, Yo mama
Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!
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has 32.12 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
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has 31.97 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
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