Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
The following conversation took place in school.
Teacher: "So we are all descended from Adam and Eve."
Young kid: "My dad says we came from apes."
Teacher: "That's probably true for your family Abdul."
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Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
Q: Who were the first two black women?
A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
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Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"
Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!
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Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.