The best insulting jokes

Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!
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has 34.96 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
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has 34.88 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.
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has 34.74 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: drunk, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Q: Who were the first two black women? A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
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has 34.57 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, vulgar, women
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
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has 34.18 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? A: He gets taller.
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has 32.79 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: insulting, lawyer, mean, viagra
"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"
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has 32.63 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, time, Yo mama
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