Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? A: He gets taller.
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
Yo mama's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!
Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!
Did you know if you look in the mirror it's the biggest joke ever.
Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.
Q: Who were the first two black women? A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.