"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"
The following conversation took place in school.
Teacher: "So we are all descended from Adam and Eve."
Young kid: "My dad says we came from apes."
Teacher: "That's probably true for your family Abdul."
Vote:
Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.
Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!
Yo momma's so fat; she's in two time zones at the same time!
"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"
Yo mama's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!