The best insulting jokes

Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motercycle.
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has 39.74 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, sex, Yo mama
"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat; she's in two time zones at the same time!
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: insulting, time, Yo mama
Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: insulting, prison, ugly, Yo mama
Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.
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has 38.50 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: insulting, racist, stupid, white people, Yo mama
Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
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has 37.73 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dad, insulting, sex, stupid, Yo mama
Q: Who were the first two black women? A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
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has 37.73 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, vulgar, women
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