The best insulting jokes

Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: drunk, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sport, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, stupid, time, Yo mama
Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.
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has 36.77 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
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has 36.46 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Q: Who were the first two black women? A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
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has 36.45 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, vulgar, women
"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"
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has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!
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has 35.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, insulting, Yo mama
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