The best insulting jokes

Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
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Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.
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Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.
Vote: has 36.64 % from 27 votes. Send joke:
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Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
Vote: has 36.46 % from 34 votes. Send joke:
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"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"
Vote: has 36.23 % from 25 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!
Vote: has 36.09 % from 14 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!
Vote: has 35.66 % from 30 votes. Send joke:
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Donald Trump is a vain, arrogant, hateful pig. That's why Americans voted him in - he's just like them.
Vote: has 34.94 % from 70 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Vote: has 34.18 % from 46 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
Vote: has 34.09 % from 17 votes. Send joke:
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