Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motercycle.
Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
Yo momma's so fat; she's in two time zones at the same time!
Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.
Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!
Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.
Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
Q: Who were the first two black women? A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!