Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"
Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
Yo mama so fat she died.
Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
"Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sunbath!
Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? A: He gets taller.
Roses are red "just like blood" Violets are blue "just like when I stab your face and shuve it in poo" So have you lurned that when I stab you blood comes out And shows me 1 thing your shit.