Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".
Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.
Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!
Yo momma's so fat; she's in two time zones at the same time!
"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"
Yo mama's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!
Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.