Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
The following conversation took place in school. Teacher: "So we are all descended from Adam and Eve." Young kid: "My dad says we came from apes." Teacher: "That's probably true for your family Abdul."
You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motercycle.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.
"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
Yo momma's so fat; she's in two time zones at the same time!
Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.
"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"
Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!