You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motercycle.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.
"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.
Yo momma's so fat; she's in two time zones at the same time!
Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.
"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"
Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!
Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.