Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.
Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"
Yo mama's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!
Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!
Donald Trump is a vain, arrogant, hateful pig. That's why Americans voted him in - he's just like them.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.