"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? A: He gets taller.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.
Donald Trump is a vain, arrogant, hateful pig. That's why Americans voted him in - he's just like them.
Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
"Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sunbath!
Did you know if you look in the mirror it's the biggest joke ever.
Yo mama so fat she died.
Yo mama so fat, her ID pic had to be taken in panoramic mode.
Q: Why is it that a white man is hanging on to a car driving 200 km per hour? A: Because a black man is driving it!