The best jewish jokes

How do you fit 54 Jews in a car? 2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.
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has 19.44 % from 302 votes. More jokes about: car, jewish, racist
Q: How many Jews can you fit in a car? A: 2 in the back 2 in the front and 6.23 million in the ashtray.
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has 17.59 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, morbid
Hitler is daddy! Hump me! Fuck me! Daddy better gas them Jews. My gas chambers love the smoke. G-g-gas the Jews.
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has 16.62 % from 457 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, jewish, morbid
One day a Jew was giving an Asian a blowjob, then, the Asian said do you have homework. The Jew said no and they continued the blowjob. Adam was waiting outside for a long time before he decided to walk in. He walked in to find the Jew getting it up the bum. Adam decided he wanted to get some action too, so he walked up and took a swing at the Asian. The Asian died and then the Jew yelled Aluakbah and bombed everyone. Note: they were all boys.
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has 11.74 % from 320 votes. More jokes about: asian, dirty, gay, jewish, racist