The best jewish jokes

A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.
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has 40.04 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, jewish
Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray? A: Family research.
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has 38.30 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, family, jewish, war
I bought a Jewish sports car. Not only will it stop on a dime, it will pick it up too. I've heard they're gas guzzlers though.
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has 37.85 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: car, jewish, money
Q: What's the difference between a bullet and a Jew? A: A bullet actually comes out of its chamber.
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has 34.00 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: death, jewish
Q: What do you call a Jew with a mental disability? A: Auschwitztic.
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has 33.96 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, racist
Q: How do you fit 60,000 Jews in a minivan? A: With a dustpan.
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has 32.01 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, morbid, racist
A man in a balaclava with a gun asked, "Are you a Protestant or a Catholic?" "Neither, I'm a Jew." "But are you a Protestant Jew or a Catholic Jew?"
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has 28.79 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: catholic, jewish, religious
Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza. A: One comes out of the oven alive.
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has 22.76 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: jewish, morbid, racist
Knock knock? Who's there? Hitler! Hitler who? You Know, the man who kills jews.
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has 22.58 % from 261 votes. More jokes about: Hitler, jewish, knock-knock
How do you fit 54 Jews in a car? 2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.
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has 18.94 % from 281 votes. More jokes about: car, jewish, racist
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