Q: Where does a black jew go?
A: The back of the oven.
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Q: What do you call a Jew with a mental disability?
A: Auschwitztic.
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A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.
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Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray?
A: Family research.
Q: What's the difference between a bullet and a Jew?
A: A bullet actually comes out of its chamber.
I bought a Jewish sports car.
Not only will it stop on a dime, it will pick it up too.
I've heard they're gas guzzlers though.
Q: How do you fit 60,000 Jews in a minivan?
A: With a dustpan.
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A man in a balaclava with a gun asked, "Are you a Protestant or a Catholic?"
"Neither, I'm a Jew."
"But are you a Protestant Jew or a Catholic Jew?"
Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza.
A: One comes out of the oven alive.
Q: How many Jews can you fit in a car?
A: 2 in the back 2 in the front and 6.23 million in the ashtray.
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