The best jewish jokes

The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.
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has 45.85 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, jewish, mean
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
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has 45.25 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, jewish, men, women
A man in a balaclava with a gun asked, "Are you a Protestant or a Catholic?" "Neither, I'm a Jew." "But are you a Protestant Jew or a Catholic Jew?"
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has 39.74 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: catholic, jewish, religious
Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.
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has 36.98 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
Knock knock? Who's there? Hitler! Hitler who? You Know, the man who kills jews.
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has 26.56 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: Hitler, jewish, knock-knock
How do you fit 54 Jews in a car? 2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.
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has 18.51 % from 258 votes. More jokes about: car, jewish, racist
Hitler is daddy! Hump me! Fuck me! Daddy better gas them Jews. My gas chambers love the smoke. G-g-gas the Jews.
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has 17.45 % from 227 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, jewish, morbid
One day a Jew was giving an Asian a blowjob, then, the Asian said do you have homework. The Jew said no and they continued the blowjob. Adam was waiting outside for a long time before he decided to walk in. He walked in to find the Jew getting it up the bum. Adam decided he wanted to get some action too, so he walked up and took a swing at the Asian. The Asian died and then the Jew yelled Aluakbah and bombed everyone. Note: they were all boys.
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has 10.94 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: asian, dirty, gay, jewish, racist
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