The best jewish jokes

A man in a balaclava with a gun asked, "Are you a Protestant or a Catholic?" "Neither, I'm a Jew." "But are you a Protestant Jew or a Catholic Jew?"
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has 38.34 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: catholic, jewish, religious
I bought a Jewish sports car. Not only will it stop on a dime, it will pick it up too. I've heard they're gas guzzlers though.
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has 36.20 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: car, jewish, money
Q: What's the difference between a bullet and a Jew? A: A bullet actually comes out of its chamber.
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has 34.04 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: death, jewish
Q: How do you fit 60,000 Jews in a minivan? A: With a dustpan.
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has 32.98 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, morbid, racist
Knock knock? Who's there? Hitler! Hitler who? You Know, the man who kills jews.
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has 23.68 % from 203 votes. More jokes about: Hitler, jewish, knock-knock
Q: How many Jews can you fit in a car? A: 2 in the back 2 in the front and 6.23 million in the ashtray.
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has 21.23 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, morbid
How do you fit 54 Jews in a car? 2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.
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has 18.64 % from 266 votes. More jokes about: car, jewish, racist
Hitler is daddy! Hump me! Fuck me! Daddy better gas them Jews. My gas chambers love the smoke. G-g-gas the Jews.
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has 17.43 % from 284 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, jewish, morbid
One day a Jew was giving an Asian a blowjob, then, the Asian said do you have homework. The Jew said no and they continued the blowjob. Adam was waiting outside for a long time before he decided to walk in. He walked in to find the Jew getting it up the bum. Adam decided he wanted to get some action too, so he walked up and took a swing at the Asian. The Asian died and then the Jew yelled Aluakbah and bombed everyone. Note: they were all boys.
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has 13.40 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: asian, dirty, gay, jewish, racist