The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit.
Jews don't pay for anything.
Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray?
A: Family research.
I bought a Jewish sports car.
Not only will it stop on a dime, it will pick it up too.
I've heard they're gas guzzlers though.
Q: What do you call a Jew with a mental disability?
A: Auschwitztic.
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Q: What's the difference between a bullet and a Jew?
A: A bullet actually comes out of its chamber.
Q: How do you fit 60,000 Jews in a minivan?
A: With a dustpan.
Vote:
A man in a balaclava with a gun asked, "Are you a Protestant or a Catholic?"
"Neither, I'm a Jew."
"But are you a Protestant Jew or a Catholic Jew?"
Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza.
A: One comes out of the oven alive.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Hitler!
Hitler who?
You Know, the man who kills jews.
Vote:
How do you fit 54 Jews in a car?
2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.