The best jewish jokes

How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.
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has 38.34 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: jewish, money, racist
Q: What do you call a Jew with a mental disability? A: Auschwitztic.
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has 38.04 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, racist
A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.
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has 35.97 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, jewish
Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray? A: Family research.
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has 35.35 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, family, jewish, war
Q: What's the difference between a bullet and a Jew? A: A bullet actually comes out of its chamber.
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has 34.86 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: death, jewish
I bought a Jewish sports car. Not only will it stop on a dime, it will pick it up too. I've heard they're gas guzzlers though.
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has 33.86 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: car, jewish, money
Q: How do you fit 60,000 Jews in a minivan? A: With a dustpan.
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has 30.43 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, morbid, racist
A man in a balaclava with a gun asked, "Are you a Protestant or a Catholic?" "Neither, I'm a Jew." "But are you a Protestant Jew or a Catholic Jew?"
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has 27.44 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: catholic, jewish, religious
Q: How many Jews can you fit in a car? A: 2 in the back 2 in the front and 6.23 million in the ashtray.
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has 21.74 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, morbid
Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza. A: One comes out of the oven alive.
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has 21.46 % from 194 votes. More jokes about: jewish, morbid, racist
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