The best jewish jokes

The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.
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has 38.91 % from 171 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, jewish, mean
Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray? A: Family research.
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has 36.86 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, family, jewish, war
I bought a Jewish sports car. Not only will it stop on a dime, it will pick it up too. I've heard they're gas guzzlers though.
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has 36.23 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: car, jewish, money
Q: What do you call a Jew with a mental disability? A: Auschwitztic.
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has 35.21 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, racist
Q: What's the difference between a bullet and a Jew? A: A bullet actually comes out of its chamber.
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has 33.54 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: death, jewish
Q: How do you fit 60,000 Jews in a minivan? A: With a dustpan.
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has 31.14 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, morbid, racist
A man in a balaclava with a gun asked, "Are you a Protestant or a Catholic?" "Neither, I'm a Jew." "But are you a Protestant Jew or a Catholic Jew?"
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has 28.79 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: catholic, jewish, religious
Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza. A: One comes out of the oven alive.
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has 22.56 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: jewish, morbid, racist
Knock knock? Who's there? Hitler! Hitler who? You Know, the man who kills jews.
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has 22.33 % from 272 votes. More jokes about: Hitler, jewish, knock-knock
How do you fit 54 Jews in a car? 2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.
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has 19.13 % from 283 votes. More jokes about: car, jewish, racist
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