The best jewish jokes

How do you fit 54 Jews in a car? 2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.
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has 18.30 % from 256 votes. More jokes about: car, jewish, racist
Hitler is daddy! Hump me! Fuck me! Daddy better gas them Jews. My gas chambers love the smoke. G-g-gas the Jews.
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has 15.09 % from 203 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, jewish, morbid
One day a Jew was giving an Asian a blowjob, then, the Asian said do you have homework. The Jew said no and they continued the blowjob. Adam was waiting outside for a long time before he decided to walk in. He walked in to find the Jew getting it up the bum. Adam decided he wanted to get some action too, so he walked up and took a swing at the Asian. The Asian died and then the Jew yelled Aluakbah and bombed everyone. Note: they were all boys.
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has 13.53 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: asian, dirty, gay, jewish, racist