A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.
Q: What do you call a Jew with a mental disability? A: Auschwitztic.
Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray? A: Family research.
I bought a Jewish sports car. Not only will it stop on a dime, it will pick it up too. I've heard they're gas guzzlers though.
Q: What's the difference between a bullet and a Jew? A: A bullet actually comes out of its chamber.
Q: How do you fit 60,000 Jews in a minivan? A: With a dustpan.
A man in a balaclava with a gun asked, "Are you a Protestant or a Catholic?" "Neither, I'm a Jew." "But are you a Protestant Jew or a Catholic Jew?"
Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza. A: One comes out of the oven alive.
Knock knock? Who's there? Hitler! Hitler who? You Know, the man who kills jews.
How do you fit 54 Jews in a car? 2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.