Joke #12283

Knock knock? Who's there? Hitler! Hitler who? You Know, the man who kills jews.

Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs." Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?" Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."

Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.

Q: What was Hitler's favorite drink? A: Concentrated jews.

Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill.

Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!

The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.

Hitler is daddy! Hump me! Fuck me! Daddy better gas them Jews. My gas chambers love the smoke. G-g-gas the Jews.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm Mr, Farter. Mr, Farter who? I've brought some insecticides to give to your mother in law!

Little Johnny came home from school one day slightly confused. His mother was Jewish and his father was Hispanic. So Johnny says, "Mum, am I more Jewish or more Hispanic?" "What does it really matter? You’ll just have to ask your father", his mother tells him. So Johnny’s father gets home from work and Johnny asks the same question, "Dad, am I more Jewish or more Hispanic?" "What kind of a question is that, does it really matter? Why do you want to know if you’re more Jewish or more Hispanic?" asks his dad. "Well, it’s like this dad. Tommy down the street wants to sell his bicycle for $50, I don’t know whether to talk him down to $25, or wait till dark and steel the fucking thing!"

Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid? A: An Easy-Bake Oven.