Knock knock? Who's there? Hitler! Hitler who? You Know, the man who kills jews.
Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs." Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?" Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."
Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.
Q: What was Hitler's favorite drink? A: Concentrated jews.
Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill.
Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
Hitler is daddy! Hump me! Fuck me! Daddy better gas them Jews. My gas chambers love the smoke. G-g-gas the Jews.
Q: If Hitler would have been a feminist what political system would he have come up with? A: A dickhatership!
Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨" Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes." Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?" Athlete: "For stopping."