Knock knock?
Who's there?
Hitler!
Hitler who?
You Know, the man who kills jews.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs."
Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?"
Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."
Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history?
Hitler.
Vote:
Q: What was Hitler's favorite drink?
A: Concentrated jews.
Q: Why did Hitler kill himself?
A: He saw his gas bill.
Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
Vote:
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
Vote:
Hitler is daddy!
Hump me!
Fuck me!
Daddy better gas them Jews.
My gas chambers love the smoke.
G-g-gas the Jews.
Vote:
Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza.
A: One comes out of the oven alive.
The headmistress at a girls' prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls down to the army base and speaks with one of the officers:
"We're having a social here at school and I was wondering if you could send some of your nice young men to attend."
"Why of course," the Lieutenant answers.
"Just one thing," says the lady. "Of course you'll make sure there aren't any Jews there."
"Why of course," the Lieutenant answers.
On the day of the dance, a bus pulls up from the base.
Out comes a platoon of black GIs.
The schoolmistress is quite distressed.
"Why, why, there must be some mistake," she says to a burly black Master Sergeant.
"Why heck no, ma'am," he replies. "Lt. Goldberg NEVER makes a mistake!"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Opportunity!
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
Vote: