Knock knock?
Who's there?
Hitler!
Hitler who?
You Know, the man who kills jews.
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Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs."
Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?"
Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."
Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history?
Hitler.
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Q: What was Hitler's favorite drink?
A: Concentrated jews.
Q: Why did Hitler kill himself?
A: He saw his gas bill.
Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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Hitler is daddy!
Hump me!
Fuck me!
Daddy better gas them Jews.
My gas chambers love the smoke.
G-g-gas the Jews.
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A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife.
"You come to the front door of the apartments.
I am in apartment 301.
There is a big panel at the front door.
With your elbow, push button 301.
I buzz you in.
Come inside and elevator is on the right.
Get in, and with your elbow, push 3rd Floor.
When you get out, I'm on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell.
OK?"
"Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?
"What... You're coming empty handed?"
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Zany
Zany who?
Zany body home?
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