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Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat? To the calf-ateria.
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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon? A bird who knocks before delivering its message !
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The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two b's already.
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Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. "Say," he said to the bartender, "how tall is a penguin?" "About two and a half feet." "Thank God!" cried Monahan. "I thought I ran over a nun!"
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What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson? He stank to the bottom of the pool.
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