Why are cows made for dancing?
They re all born hoofers.
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Hop on Pop.
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Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift.
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What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball?
Glass flippers.
Two crocks rest on the basin of a zoo talking:
Yesterday, the caretaker cursed me, said the older one.
What did you do?
Asks the other. - I’ve swallowed him...
Q. Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat?
A. Because he was pissed off!
Accountant after reading a nursery rhyme to his child,"No, son. It wouldn't be tax deductible when Little Bo Peep loses her sheep. But I like your thinking."
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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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A city child came running into the farmhouse.
“No wonder that mama pig is so big,” she yelled.
“There’s a bunch of little pigs out there blowing her up!”
Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes?
A: The guy who gave it to him.
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A dog walks into a pub, and takes a seat.
He says to the barman, "Can I have a pint of lager and a packet of crisps please".
The barman says, "Wow, that's amazing! You should join the circus!"
The dog replies, "Why? Do they need electricians?"
