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Why are cows made for dancing? They re all born hoofers.
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Why is there no gambling in Africa? -Too many Cheetahs!
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A scientist and a philosopher were being chased by a hungry lion. The scientist made some quick calculations, he said “it’s no good trying to outrun it, its catching up”. The philosopher kept a little ahead and replied “I am not trying to outrun the lion, I am trying to outrun you !”
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What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
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Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record.
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Q: What goes "oom... oom"? A: A cow walking backward!
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What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat? He had to get a new goat.
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What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milkshake.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
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What do you call a smart blonde? A Golden Retriever.
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Two men were walking through the woods when a large bear walked out into the clearing not more than fifty feet from them. The first man dropped his backpack and dug out a pair of running shoes. Then, as the bear slowly approached them, he furiously attempted to lace them up. The second man, somewhat confused, looked at the first man and said, "Whaddya doing? Running shoes ain’t gonna help! You can't outrun that there bear!" "I don't need to outrun the bear, buddy," said the first man, "I just need to outrun you."
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