Q: What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?
A: Bison.
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What do tigers wear in bed?
Stripey pyjamas.
I took a day off from work to play golf. I was on the fourth hole, when I discovered a small frog sitting on the green.
I paid it no attention until I heard, "Ribbit. 9-iron."
That's curious, I thought, but decided to trust the frog.
I pulled out a 9-iron and sunk a hole-in-one.
Amazed, I picked up the frog and asked where we should go next.
"Ribbit. Vegas."
We went to Vegas, and I asked the frog what we should do first.
"Ribbit. Roulette."
We went up to the roulette table, and I won big.
I took my earnings and got the best room in the hotel.
I asked the frog if there was anything I could do to repay it.
"Ribbit. Kiss me."
I figured, what the hell, and I kissed the frog.
It turned into a 15-year-old girl.
That's how she ended up in my room, your Honor, and if I'm lying, my name's not R. Kelly.
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Why don't lobsters share?
They re shellfish.
How can you tell when a skunk is angry?
It raises a stink.
What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball?
Glass flippers.
What happened to the cannibal lion?
He had to swallow his pride!
What does the fox say?
Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
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Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Fry-day!
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat.
"But will it be all right in the rain?" she asked anxiously.
"Oh certainly, ma am," said the manager smoothly.
"After all, you've never seen a squirrel with an umbrella have you?"