Joke #3346

Q: What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school? A: Bison.
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How do you go about hiring a horse? Try two pairs of stilts!
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What's black and white, stinks and hangs from a line? A drip dry skunk.
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A man is out walking in New York when he sees a girl being savaged by a fierce dog. He fights off the dog by beating about the head with a stick and saves the girl's life. The girl's mother rushes over to him: "Thank you, thank you, you are a hero, tomorrow all the newspapers will have headlines about Brave New Yorker Saves the Life of Young Girl" "But I'm not a New Yorker," the man says. "Oh, then it will say in all the newspapers Brave American Saves Life of Young Girl," says the mother. "But I'm not an American," the man says. "What are you then?" asks the mother. "I'm an Iranian," the man says. The next day he sees the newspaper headlines: Islamic Extr*mist kills American Dog.
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Where do sharks come from? Sharkago.
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Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle? A. Wheeeee.
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What do you call fish poop? BassTurds!
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An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.
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How do snails get their shells all shiny? They use snail polish.
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Girl: We have a mayor. Do you? Horse: Sure! Girl: What do you call it? Horse: Same as you do. Mare!
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How does a leopard change its spots? When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another.
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