Joke #3346

Q: What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school? A: Bison.

What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand.

Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy.

What’s the difference between goats and women?? Goats are always horney.

What do dinosaurs put on their floors? Rep-tiles.

What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before? Deja phew.

One day, two skunks named In and Out, asked their mother if they could go into a store and play. Their mother said yes, but only for an hour. An hour later, only Out came back. Their mother said, "Out, you'd better go back in and find In." About 10 seconds later, Out comes back with In. Their mother asked how Out found In so quickly. "Easy." Out said. "In-stincts."

One day a blonde went to a sea food restaurant and saw the tank where they kept the lobsters. She took pity on these creatures and hid them in her purse. Later she went to the woods to set the poor animals free.

Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.

What do you call an owl magician? HOOOOOdini.

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.