Q: What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school? A: Bison.
Q: What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common? A: The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!
Lara Rabbit: "Do you think that's Sophie's natural color?" Zara Rabbit: "Only her hare dresser knows for sure."
Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
Q. What's black and white and green? A. A frog sitting on a newspaper.
What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather.
When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head? Steer phones.
Q: What do you call a chilly dog sitting on bunny? A: A Cold dog on a bun.
The male worm towards the female worm: Baby, if you don’t take me as you’re husband, I’m throwing myself to the chickens!
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.