Why do polo bears like bald men? Because they have a great, white, bear place.
Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground.The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate. “Dear,” she chirped, “I think it’s time to tell him he’s adopted.”
Q. What did one frog say to another? A. You're such a WART!
There was a blonde a redhead and a brunette running from a cop. They hide in potato sacks. The officer kicks each bag....when he kicks the redheads bag she goes meow....when he kick the brunettes bag she goes ruff...when he kicks the blondes bag she goes potatoes!
How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.
Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude? He always said "Neigh"
What's a rabbits favorite musical? Hare.
What are the spots on black-and-white cows? Holstaines.
Q: What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning? A: An alarm cluck!
Q: What is red and black? A: A sunburnt zebra.