Why do polo bears like bald men?
Because they have a great, white, bear place.
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What do you call a frog that crosses the road, jumps in a puddle, and crosses the road again?
A dirty double-crosser!
A hippo once told me he hated gangs, but then he joined one
What a HippoCrip.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam.
Did you hear about the argumentative skunk?
He always liked to make a stink.
How do snails get their shells all shiny?
They use snail polish.
A man is trapped on a desert island with a sheep and a dog.
After a few months, the sheep starts looking really attractive to the man.
However, whenever he approaches the sheep the dog begins to growl in a threatening manner.
The man takes the dog to the opposite side of the island giving it some food as a distraction.
He runs back to the sheep only to find the dog growling at him.
The man ties the dog to a tree with a large leash.
He goes back to the sheep only to find the dog growling with a gnawed off leash around its neck.
By now, the man is getting depressed and frustrated.
As he sits under a palm tree staring out to sea, a beautiful woman in a tight-fitting wet suit emerges from the surf.
She asks him who he is and, taking pity upon his lonely state, asks if there's ANYTHING she could do for him.
The man thinks for a moment and then responds: "Could you take the dog for a walk?"
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A New Zealander walking along the road with a sheep under each arm.
He meets another New Zealander who says "you sheerin' mate?" and the first guy replies "naw, they're all mine"
Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
What kind of cars do rabbits drive?
Hop rods.
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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