Chuck Norris has his own protien powder. The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.