Chuck Norris has his own protien powder. The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.