Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.