Joke #10070

How did that bullfight come out? Oh, it was a toss-up.

In year 1272 Arabics invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.  In year 1873 the British somewhat reinvented the condom by taking it out of the goat first.

Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!

How do bulls drive their cars? They steer them.

Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes? In a pellet court!

What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey.

A penguin's car breaks down and he has it towed to a repair shop. The mechanic tells him that he should have some information in about an hour. The penguin sees an ice cream shop across the street so he wanders over while the mechanic works. He finds the vanilla is the best ice cream he's ever eaten and he eats it with messy and gluttonous abandon getting it all over his face. He goes back to the mechanic's to check on his car. The mechanic informs him, "It looks as though you've blown a seal." "Oh, no." replies the penguin "It's just some ice cream."

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls? Reptiles.

You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

Three blondes were walking through a field when they came across a set of tracks. The first blonde looked down at the tracks and said, "I think they could be bird tracks." The second blonde went to look and said, "No, I think these are deer tracks." They stepped aside and the third blonde went over to the tracks. She looked down, then got run over by the train!