How did that bullfight come out?
Oh, it was a toss-up.
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At a restaurant, one of the customers notices that all of the waiters have two spoons in their vest pockets.
A waiter explains, "We see that the most frequently dropped silverware is spoons, therefore we keep them for replacement."
Then the customer notices a string hanging out of all the waiters' flies.
"The string is for us to go to the bathroom," explains the waiter.
"That way, when we pull it, it shoots and aims straight, and we don't need to use our hands."
The customer asks, "Well, that's how you get it out, but how do you get it back in?"
The waiter replies, "Well, that's another reason we carry the spoons."
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Blonde 1: Don't tell anyone but Bees scare me.
Blonde 2: Dont worry, the whole alphabet scares me
What did the flower say to be the bee?
"Buzz off you stupid ugly horny cunt."
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Tow millipedes went for honey moon.
The male one asked: "My darling, between which feet is your pussy, please?"
Q: Why is the camel called the ship of the desert?
A: Because it's full of Arab semen.
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Why did the zombie baby cross the road?
He was stapled to the chicken.
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We must admit that we want to be like some animals.
We all want to be strong like a bear, we want to have a sharp sight like a falcon, the intelligence like an owl, the endurance like a horse, we want to sing like a skylark, we want to be running like a fox and of course we all want to have the salivas like a dragon lizard.
What do you call a well-balanced horse?
Stable.
How far can a rabbit run into the woods?
Halfway.
After that she's running out of the woods.
Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
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