How did that bullfight come out?
Oh, it was a toss-up.
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Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine.
He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself.
Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
There is a lady laying in bed.
At about midnight her husband comes walking in with a sheep under his arm and says ”That’s the fat pig I’ve been sleeping with when I’m not sleeping with you.”
His wife gets a confused look on her face and states ”but honey that’s not a pig its a sheep.”
Her husband says ”Shut up pig I’m talking to the sheep!”
In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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What did the male squirrel say when the female attacked him...
Get away from my nuts.
How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?
He tried to stirrup some interest!
Q: Why do fish live in to the salt water?
A: For the reason that pepper makes them sneeze!
Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?
A bad mood.