How did that bullfight come out?
Oh, it was a toss-up.
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What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?
Odour in court.
What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare line.
Q: What do you get when you cross a collie with a trumpet?
A: A Lassie who plays brassie!
A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers.
He noticed a bull nearby.
Say, farmer "Is that bull safe?"
"Well, he's a lot safer than you are right now!"
Q: Why are fish so smart?
A: Because they live in schools.
What did the frog say to the fly?
You are really starting to bug me!
Why do zebras have stripes?
Because the spots where all over.
Johnny was playing outside when he really had to go to the bathroom.
He runs in and his grandma was about to take a shower.
He looks at her crotch and says, "Whats that?" She says: "Well, it's a beaver, Johnny."
The next day the same thing happens, only his mom is taking the shower.
He says: "Mom I know what that is. It's a beaver, but I think grandma's is dead because it's tongue is hanging out."
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Why was cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
One afternoon I was walking on a trail with my baby daughter, chatting to her about the scenery.
When a man and his dog approached, I leaned down to the carriage and said, “See the doggy?”
Suddenly I felt foolish talking to my baby as if she understood me.
However, just as the man passed, he reached down, patted his dog, and said, “See the baby?”