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How did that bullfight come out? Oh, it was a toss-up.
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Two drunks had just gotten thrown out of the bar and are walking down the street when they come across this dog, sitting on the curb, licking his balls. They stand there watching and after a while one of them says, " I sure wish I could do that!" The other one looks at him and says, "Well, I think I'd pet him first".
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
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What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef.
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"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."
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What is the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield? It's ass.
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Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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How should you treat a baby goat? Like a kid.
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A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, “When did you bag him?” The host said proudly, “That was three years ago, when I went hunting with my ex-wife.” “What’s he stuffed with,” asked the visiting hunter. “My ex-wife” replied the hunter.
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‘I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone.’ Steven Wright
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What's red and green and goes at 100mph? A frog in a blender.
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