How did that bullfight come out? Oh, it was a toss-up.
Q: What animal could Noah not trust? A: Cheetah.
Q: Why do fish live in to the salt water? A: For the reason that pepper makes them sneeze!
What do you call a fish with no eye? Fsh.
Kangaroo 911: "What's your emergency?" Kangaroo: "I can't find my children" Kangaroo 911: "Did you check your pockets?" Kangaroo: "Oh nevermind."
A man goes into a pub with a cat sitting on his head. The barman pulls him a pint and says,‘Look I don’t know if you know it but there’s a cat sitting on your head.’ ‘What of it?’ asks the man.‘I always wear a cat on my head on a Monday.’ ‘But today’s Tuesday,’ replies the barman. ‘Oh God.Is it?’ says the man. ‘I must look a right prat.’
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
One day a traveling salesman was driving down a back country road at about 30 mph when he noticed that there was a three-legged chicken running alongside his car. He stepped on the gas but at 50 miles per hour. The chicken was still keeping up. After about a mile of running the chicken ran up a farm lane and into a barn behind an old farm house. The salesman had some time to kill so he turned around and drove up the farm lane. He knocked at the door and when the farmer answered he told him what he had just seen. The farmer said that he was a geneticist and had developed this breed of chicken because he, his wife and his son each like a drumstick when they have chicken and this way they only have to kill one chicken. "That"s the most fantastic thing I've ever heard," said the salesman. "How do they taste?" "I don't know," said the farmer. "We've never caught one."
That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet.
Why did the rabbits go on strike? They wanted a better celery.
First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.