Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?
In his beef case.
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Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?
He was too much of a bully!
Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes.
They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "Ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them."
And the other rabbit says, "We're going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother."
What is the longest organ in a sheep's body?
A New Zealander's cock!
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
Ten-tickles.
I can teach my cat any trick he wants to do!
Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
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What is a bear's favourite drink?
Koka-Koala.
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey.
Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing.
He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey.
After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead
She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it."
"Why?" asked the lady.
He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
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