Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?
In his beef case.
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His friend suggested measuring them, that didn't help though, the Irishman discovered that the brown horse was only an inch taller than the white one!
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
Q: What's gray on the inside and clear on the outside?
A: An elephant in a plastic bag.
What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner?
A charmer farmer.
What is the definition of revenge?
A baby with a dog in its mouth.
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Q: Why did the atheist throw her watch out the window?
A: She wanted to see if it was designed intelligently enough to evolve into a bird.
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo stick.
If you make a cow angry, how will she get even?
She'll cream you.