Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert? A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert? A: Peach gobbler.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey? A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!
What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos.
A Football team was on the field during practice, when to their surprise, a big turkey suddenly walked up to the coach and demanded a tryout. "Are you crazy," hollered the coach, "we don’t give tryouts to turkeys." Before he knew it the turkey started dashing towards the football and made a fantastic catch. "That was amazing," exclaimed the coach. "I have never seen anything like that! How much do you want for a year?" "Don’t worry about money," said the turkey, "let me just ask you something, does the season go past thanksgiving?"
In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York.
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
What do cows wear when they are on vacation in Hawaii? Moo moos.
Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!
Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? He was already stuffed!