Joke #10091

Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

One evening a old man is traveling at 70mph in a 30mh zone a little further down the road. A police car pulls him over and tells him "I've been following you for 5 minutes and you kept accelerating." The police officer says to the speeder "I finish my shift in 2 minutes. If you can give me an excuse I haven't heard before I will let you go as it will save me any paper work." The speeder replies "My wife ran away with a police officer 3 years ago, I thought you were bringing her back." The police officer returns to his patrol car and drives a way.

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.

Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.

While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.

When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.

A husband and wife in their sixties were coming up on their 40th wedding anniversary. Knowing his wIfe loved antiques, he bought a beautiful old brass oil lamp for her. When she unwrapped it, a genie appeared. He thanked them and gave each of them one wish. The wife wished for an all expenses paid, first class, around the world cruise with her husband. Shazam! Instantly she was presented with tickets for the entire journey, plus expensive side trips, dinners, shopping, etc. The husband, however, wished he had a female companion who was 30 years younger. Shazam! Instantly he turned 93 years old.