Joke #10099

A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby. Say, farmer "Is that bull safe?" "Well, he's a lot safer than you are right now!"
Vote:
has 62.04 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: animal

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

What do cows do for entertainment? They go to the mooooovies.
Vote:
has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? A: If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
Vote:
has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, death, kids, Thanksgiving
There's a guy Who's hiking in the woods one day when a bear chases him up a really tall tree. The bear started to climb the tree, so the guy climbed up higher. Then, the bear climbed down and went away. So the guy starts to climb down the tree. Suddenly, the bear returns, and this time he's brought an even bigger bear with him. The two bears climb up the tree, the bigger bear going higher than the first. But the guy climbed even higher still, so the bears couldn't reach him. Eventually, the bears went away. Naturally quite relieved, the guy starts down the tree again. Suddenly, the two bears return. But this time the guy knew he was in big trouble. Each bear was carrying a BEAVER.
Vote:
has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: Why didn't Republicans save any of the black New Orleans residents from the flooding of Hurricane Katrina? A: They were busy trying to get two of each animal for their ark first and couldn't catch that damned roadrunner.
Vote:
has 13.96 % from 238 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, republican
How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down.
Vote:
has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, car, travel
A dog goes into a job centre and asks for employment. ‘Wow, a talking dog,’ says the clerk. ‘With your talent I’m sure we can find you a job at the circus.’ ‘The circus?’ says the dog. ‘What does a circus want with a plumber?’
Vote:
has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal
A drunk guy took a cat home to his wife and said: "See... here is the a monkey of the jungle." His wife said laughing, "That's a CAT ..." He said back to his wife, "I am talking to the cat!"
Vote:
has 69.06 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, drunk, men, wife
It was a hot summer night. Slowly I spread her legs and my hand was trying to find its way to her nipple... I was so excited! I never milked a cow before...
Vote:
has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal
What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before? Deja phew.
Vote:
has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal
Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films? He's not a star though, he just does bit parts!
Vote:
has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal