Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films?
He's not a star though, he just does bit parts!
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What did one skunk say to another?
And so do you.
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Why did the dolphin feel crabby?
Because he ate too many crabs.
Q. Why did the tiger loose at poker?
A. Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Two rabbits are in a garden and one of the rabbits says, "Thith carrot tathes pithy."
The other rabbit says, "Yes, I know, I just pithed on it."
Dog rules
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If its in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.
7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
10. If its broken, it's yours.
Why did the farmer fence in the bull?
The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
Q: What do you call a car only British animals can drive?
A: OxFord.
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
This one will sleigh you.