Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films? He's not a star though, he just does bit parts!
Q. What's green and red? A. A very mad frog.
One day there was a woman who lost her cat named "LOVE." It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York. So, thinking that he might be down the street, she put on her house-coat and went looking for him. When a police officer stopped to ask what she was doing, she said very honestly, "I'm looking for LOVE." The policeman arrested her on the spot.
Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear? A. Because every time she got hot, he d beat her with a shovel!
Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
What do ducks wear to party's? A duck-sedo!
One afternoon I was walking on a trail with my baby daughter, chatting to her about the scenery. When a man and his dog approached, I leaned down to the carriage and said, “See the doggy?” Suddenly I felt foolish talking to my baby as if she understood me. However, just as the man passed, he reached down, patted his dog, and said, “See the baby?”
What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher? Ground round.
Rabbit: "I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I m all out of carrots. What should I do?" Friend: "Don't worry; be hoppy!"
How can you tell that elephants have been doing it in your garage? All your Hefty Bags are missing.
What is a moo hoo for a cow fight? A cattle battle.