What is a cow's favourite TV show?
Dr Moo.
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Q: What goes "oom... oom"?
A: A cow walking backward!
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You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can't jump at all.
Well neither can a fence!
What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?
They both like a tight seal.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots?
A: Bunny farts!
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted
to him and during her questions about his life she asked him
how he managed for sex.
"What's that?" he asked.
She explained to him what sex was and he said, "Oh, I use a
hole in the trunk of a tree."
Horrified, she said, "Tarzan, you have it all wrong. I'll
show you how to do it properly."
She took off her clothes,
laid down on the ground and spread her legs wide.
"Here," she
said, "You must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her
an almighty kick, right in the crotch.
Jane rolled around in agony.
Eventually she managed to gasp,
"What the hell did you do that for?"
"Checking for bees!" said Tarzan.
A farmer was helping one of his cows give birth when he noticed his four-year-old son standing at the fence with wide eyes, taking in the whole event.
The man thought to himself, "Great, he's four years old and I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and bees now. No need to jump the gun. I guess I'll let him ask and then I'll answer."
After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said,
"Well son, do you have any questions?"
"Just one," gasped the wide-eyed lad. "How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?"
What do cows call Frank Sinatra?
Old Moo Eyes.
What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger?
The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!
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