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What is a cow's favourite TV show? Dr Moo.
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What do a rattlesnake and a soft penis have in common? You can't f**k with either one.
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A dog goes into a job centre and asks for employment. ‘Wow, a talking dog,’ says the clerk. ‘With your talent I’m sure we can find you a job at the circus.’ ‘The circus?’ says the dog. ‘What does a circus want with a plumber?’
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What do dinosaurs put on their floors? Rep-tiles.
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Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.
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How do you call a Triceratops with horns on his butt? Tricera-bottoms.
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Why do zebras have stripes? Because the spots where all over.
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Two men were walking along the street when they came upon a dog licking his dick. One man said, "I sure wish I could do that." The other replied, "You can, but you're probably going to have to pet him first."
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What's a rabbits favorite musical? Hare.
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I heard my tire thumping, I thought it was flat. When I looked at my tire I discovered your cat. Sorry...
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Q: Why do fish live in to the salt water? A: For the reason that pepper makes them sneeze!
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