What is a cow's favourite TV show?
Dr Moo.
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Q: Why do cops arrest black people?
A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
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Q: Why do hippos have to have sex in water?
A: Ever try to keep two tons of pussy wet?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?
A harenet.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond today.
What color socks do bears wear?
(They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!)
Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet.
That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third orders a quarter of a beer, and so on.
After the seventh order, the bartender pours two beers and says, "You fellas ought to know your limits."
What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger?
The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!
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