What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny?
He keeps coming and coming and coming...
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Again, the parrot cries out.
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Did you know you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet?
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Yo mama is so fat, it takes two texts for her to send a selfie.
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A dog is truly a man's best friend.
If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.
Lock your dog and your wife in the boot of the car for an hour.
When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?
A bunny with money.