How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?
It had a lot of hare pins.
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What is the difference between a man and a catfish?
One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.
Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey.
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Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement?
A: Hold a tupperware party!
I was just told that my dog chased someone on a bicycle and bit him.
That's bullshit, my dog can't even ride a bicycle.
A man and his little boy were walking through the park when a honeybee landed near them.
The boy ran over and stomped on it. The father gave him a lecture about having respect for living things and added, "Just for that you can’t have any honey for two weeks!"
Pretty soon a butterfly landed near them.
The boy ran over and stomped on it.
Again, the father gave him a lecture and added, "Just for that you can’t have any butter for two weeks!"
When they got home, they went into the kitchen, and a cockroach ran across the floor.
The mother ran over and stomped on it.
The boy said to his father, "Well do you want to tell her, or shall I?"
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man?
A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?
He had to get a new goat.
A guy walks into a bar and sees a dog lying in the corner licking his balls.
He turns to the bartender and says, "Boy, I wish I could do that."
The Bartender replies, "You'd better try petting him first."