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How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins.
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What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth.
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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How are black people and wolves similar? They both fight in packs.
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A monkey goes into a bar and asks the barman: - Do you have any bananas? - No,I don't. ( says the barman) - Do you have any bananas? (asks the monkey) - No,I have not got any bananas! - Do you have any bananas? - If you ask me that question one more time, I'll nail your tongue to the counter! - Do you have any nails? - No,I don't. - Do you have any bananas?
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What's a rabbits favorite musical? Hare.
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Q: What is a snake's favorite subject in school? A: Hissssstory.
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Why does the chicken is sad? Because his dad is a cock. Why does the chicken is even more sad? Because he faces the same future.
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Q. What did the frog say to the fly? A. You are really starting to bug me!
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A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks, "What was that for?" She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with Betty Sue written on it." He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? Betty Sue was the name of the horse I went there to bet on." She shrugs and walks away. Three days later he is reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan. He asks, "What was that for?" She answers, "Your horse called."
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What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player? Bear Jordan.
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