How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?
It had a lot of hare pins.
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A yeaster bunny.
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"Say," he said to the bartender, "how tall is a penguin?"
"About two and a half feet."
"Thank God!" cried Monahan. "I thought I ran over a nun!"
A New Zealander walking along the road with a sheep under each arm.
He meets another New Zealander who says "you sheerin' mate?" and the first guy replies "naw, they're all mine"
Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
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What is a frogs favorite time?
Leap Year!
Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill
A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.
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What do cows usually fly around in?
Helicowpters and Bulloons.
When is a farmer like a magician?
When he turns his cow into pasture.