Where do Russian cows come from?
Moscow.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
How do you shoot a great white shark?
Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun.
‘Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in?
I think that’s how dogs spend their lives.’
Sue Murphy
Dogs believe they are human.
Cats believe they are God.
Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox?
A: Because the cats keep covering them up.
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What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?
I ll get you next slime.
This stupid bug is appearing on a blasted line which would blow up the toilet.
Then they go like "Tom tom tom tom" then back to the toilet and stupidly disgusted by a recently married woman and erecting a man in a toilet.
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What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?
Two octopuses shaking hands.