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Where do Russian cows come from? Moscow.
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If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first? The mountain lion. You can always shoot the bull.
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One day, Little Johnny's grandmother sent him to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and ran back to grandma's house as fast as he could. "Where's my bucket and my water?" She asked. "I can't get any water from that water hole, there's a mean ol' alligator down there!" "Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnny. He's been there for years, and he's never hurt no one. Why, he's probably as scared of you as you are of him!" "Well, Grandma," replied Johnny, "if he's as scared of me as I am of him, then that water ain't fit to drink!"
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Name an animal that lives in Lapland? A reindeer Good, now name another. Another reindeer!
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Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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What kind of car does a rabbit drive? A furrari.
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What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.
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How does a leopard change its spots? When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another.
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Why don't lobsters share? They re shellfish.
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What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass? "Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"
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What do you call an operation on a rabbit? A hare-cut.
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