Where do Russian cows come from?
Moscow.
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Q: Where did the newlywed horses stay?
A: In the bridle suite.
What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk?
A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
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What is a dolphin's favorite TV show?
Whale of fortune.
A man sat at a local bar and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating."
"What a coincidence," said the woman next to him.
I'm celebrating, too" she replied, clinking glasses with him.
"What are your celebrating?"
"I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."
"What a coincidence, the woman said.
For my husband and I have been trying to have a child.
Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant! How did your chickens become fertile?" she asked.
"I switched cocks," he replied.
"What a coincidence," she said.
Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?
Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish.
What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?
He stank to the bottom of the pool.
How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo stick.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and sheep?
A wooly jumper.
What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?
A bullfighter.
Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey.
He chews bees...
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