Where do Russian cows come from?
Moscow.
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How do you lead a horse to water?
With lots of carrots.
Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common?
A: They are both baked chickens.
What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
What did the flower say to be the bee?
"Buzz off you stupid ugly horny cunt."
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A little lizard was walking through the forest to see his pal the monkey.
The monkey call out hey little buddy come up here I got some great pot.
So the little lizard climbed up the tree.
The little lizard and the monkey smoked a great big joint.
The little lizard said hey this stuff is great but I have horrible cottonmouth.
Well there is a river just down there.
So the little lizard walk down the tree through the brush and started to drink the water.
All of a sudden a crocodile came out of the water.
Hey little buddy waz up said the croc, "I just got stoned with my pal the monkey."
"Really" said the croc, "where is he I want some."
He is through the brush and up the tree.
So the croc walked through the brush and to the tree.
The monkey said "holy shit how much did you drink little buddy."
Q: Why is a sheep better than a woman?
A: A sheep doesn't care if you fuck her sister.
What kind of sharks make good carpenters?
Hammerheads.
What’s the difference between goats and women??
Goats are always horney.
Q: Why do cops arrest black people?
A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
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A woman got on a bus holding a baby.
The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"
Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.
The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.
"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.
The man sympathized and said, "Why, he shouldn't say things to insult passengers.
He could be fired for that."
"You're right," she said.
"I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!"
"That's a good idea," the man said.
"Here, let me hold your monkey."