A man bought a dachshund for his six children so they’d have a dog they could all pet at once.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
I have no I-Deer.
What kind of money do polar bears use?
Ice lolly.
One day a teacher asked the class, "What is the difference between a bird and a fly?"
A student then replied, "A bird can fly but a fly cannot bird."
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A family is driving in their car on a holiday.
A frog crosses the road and the husband, who is driving, is able to stop the car.
He gets out an takes the frog and carries him to the side of the road.
Frog is grateful, thanks the man, and tells him that he will grant him a wish.
Man says: please make my dog win the next dog race.
Frog asks to look at the dog which jumps out of the car.
The frog notices that the dog has only got three legs and tells the man that he thinks it is almost impossible to fulfill his wish and asks that the man will tell him another wish.
The man says: "Well, then please help that my wife will win the next beauty contest in the area."
Frog asks him to tell his wife to get out of the car.
Wife comes out of the car and approaches the frog.
The frog turns to the man and says: "Could I please have another look at the dog?"
Curiosity didn't kill the cat.
Chuck Norris did.
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Customer: "Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup."
Waiter: "So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?"
Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
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What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
(A drizzly bear!)
What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat?
A harebrush.