Joke #4121

A man bought a dachshund for his six children so they’d have a dog they could all pet at once.

How is a rabbit like a plum? They re both purple, except for the rabbit.

Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines? He drew 100 cats on the paper. He thought the teacher had said lions.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly bunny.

What’s a mouse’s favorite record? Please cheese me!

First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

Have you read the book, "100-mile Horse Trek" Who wrote it? Major Bumsore.

Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.

In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.

Why don't lobsters share? They re shellfish.

When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head? Steer phones.