Lara Rabbit: "Do you think that's Sophie's natural color?"
Zara Rabbit: "Only her hare dresser knows for sure."
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What's a rabbits favorite song?
"Hoppy Birthday to You."
What do you call an affectionate rabbit?
A tender, loving hare.
Why did the frog walk across the road?
He didn't... he jumped.
Mama Raptor and Papa Raptor were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Raptor a choice of which parent to live with.
JUDGE: "Do you want to live with your mother?"
BABY RAPTOR: "No! She beats me."
JUDGE: "OK, then you can live with your father."
BABY RAPTOR: "No! He beats me too!"
JUDGE: "Well you have to live with someone. Who do you want to live with?"
BABY RAPTOR: "I want to live with my Aunt Bertha in Toronto."
JUDGE: "Is there any chance she'll beat you also?"
BABY RAPTOR: "No sir. The Toronto Raptors don't beat anybody."
Q. How does a frog confuse you?
A. When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready, teddy, go.
Q: Where did the newlywed horses stay?
A: In the bridle suite.
Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs?
A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.
There are two types of ostriches - Grey and Blue.
Grey ones scared hide their head in the sand.
The Blue ones sit in the bushes waiting for this moment.