Lara Rabbit: "Do you think that's Sophie's natural color?" Zara Rabbit: "Only her hare dresser knows for sure."
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
What do frogs do with paper? Rip-it!
Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde.
What do tigers wear in bed? Stripey pyjamas.
How do you weigh a whale? On Whale Weigh Scales.
Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues? Because he had a stinking cold.
During a Papal audience, a business man approached the Pope and made this offer: Change the last line of the Lord’s prayer from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken" and KFC will donate 10 million dollars to Catholic charities. The Pope declined. 2 weeks later the man approached the Pope again. This time with a 50 million dollar offer. Again the Pope declined. A month later the man offers 100 million, this time the Pope accepts. At a meeting of the Cardinals, The Pope announces his decision in the good news/bad news format. The good news is… that we have 100 million dollars for charities. The bad news is that we lost the Wonder Bread account!
What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player? Bear Jordan.
How did the blonde try to kill the bird?? She threw it off a cliff.
A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "What would you like?" the fish says holding his neck, "Water".