Joke #10158

Lara Rabbit: "Do you think that's Sophie's natural color?" Zara Rabbit: "Only her hare dresser knows for sure."

Have you read the book, "100-mile Horse Trek" Who wrote it? Major Bumsore.

What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken? Roost beef.

A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar. He turned to the astonished patrons and said, "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute." He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink. The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks were delivered. The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try." A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up at the end of the bar and a woman timidly spoke up. "I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with a beer bottle."

Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.

Q: why did the cow cross the road? A: So he could pass the milkyway.

Q: Why does a dog stay in a shadow. A: Because it doesn't want to be a Hotdog.

What do you call an owl magician? HOOOOOdini.

How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.

I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk. But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?

A policeman caught a mischievous little boy with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other. "Now listen here," the policeman said, "Whatever you do to that poor, innocent creature I shall personally do to you." "In that case," said the boy, "I'll give it lots of chocolates as well as all my money and let it go."