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Q: What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical?
A: Fiddler on the hoof.
What is a zebra?
26 sizes larger than an ‘A’ bra.
What do you if you're trapped inside a whale?
Run round and round till you're all pooped out!
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A blind man was describing his favorite sport - parachuting.
When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door and told when to jump.
My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go."
"But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked.
"I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground," he answered.
But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked.
He quickly answered "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack."
Why was the racehorse named Bad News?
Because bad news travels fast!
Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?
If they squirted it through their tails, it'd be very difficult to aim.
In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right?
Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla".
Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
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Q. What's green and red?
A. A very mad frog.