What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours?
A hermit crab.
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Ride on the roller cowster.
Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?
She thought children should be seen and not herded!
How did that bullfight come out?
Oh, it was a toss-up.
Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
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A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette.
When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought, "Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"
She got out and walked over to the farmer and said, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"
The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.
The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."
The farmer was amazed - she was right!
So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.
Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.
"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
An udder failure.
Did you find my horse well behaved?
Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!
How did the blonde try to kill the bird??
She threw it off a cliff.
How do you f*ck a fat chick?
Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
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