What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?
Deviled eggs.
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What are cows favorite party games?
MOO-sical chairs.
What did the idiot call his pet zebra?
Spot!
Would a Police-Dog arrest itself for fouling the street?
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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
Johnny was playing outside when he really had to go to the bathroom.
He runs in and his grandma was about to take a shower.
He looks at her crotch and says, "Whats that?" She says: "Well, it's a beaver, Johnny."
The next day the same thing happens, only his mom is taking the shower.
He says: "Mom I know what that is. It's a beaver, but I think grandma's is dead because it's tongue is hanging out."
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A man limps into a bar with a cane and alligator.
The bartender stops him and says "Hold on a second here - you can't bring that animal in here, they aren't allowed!"
So the man says, "But my gator here does a really cool trick..."
The bartender says "Well then, lets see!"
So the man whips out his dick and shoves it in the gators mouth.
He then takes his cane and starts bashing the gator in the head with it.
A crowd gathers around and everyone is astonished when he pulls out his dick without a single scratch.
He looks around at the crowd and says, "Does anyone else want to try?"
An old lady raises her hand and says..."Sure, but don't hit me with that stick."
How far can a rabbit run into the woods?
Halfway.
After that she's running out of the woods.
Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit?
It was an inn-grown hare.
Q. What did one frog say to another?
A. You're such a WART!