What's the definition of a nervous breakdown? A chameleon on a tartan rug.
What's an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squid pro quo.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
What’s the difference between a black and a white bull? The white bull does: “Mooo”. The black bull does: “Hey man, Mooo, man!”
How do you confuse a frog? Put it in a round bowl and tell it to take a nap in the corner.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud.
A skunk family had two little skunks they called In and Out. One day little In disappeared. Mother Skunk, Father Skunk and young Out spent hours looking for him, getting more worried all the time. In the end the parents went home to have a cup of tea, but Out said he d continue searching for a while. Half an hour later he returned home, with a tired In following behind him. "However did you find him?" asked Father Skunk. "In-stinct," replied Out.
What's green green green green green? A frog rolling down a hill.
What is a chameleon's motto? A change is as good as a rest.