Joke #13110

Q: Where do birds meet for coffee? A: In a nest-cafe!
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Q: What happened when the owl lost his voice? A: He didn't give a hoot!
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has 80.00 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, communication
A duck, a pigeon, and a chicken all walk into a courtroom... The judge asked the duck, "What is your crime?" The duck responds, "I was blowing bubbles in front of City Hall." The judge says, "There's no crime committed here, you're free to go." The judge then asks the pigeon, "What is your crime?" The pigeon responds, "I was also blowing bubbles in front of City Hall." The judge looks a little confused but finally says, "There's no crime committed here, you're also free to go." Lastly, the chicken walks up to the judge, and the judge asks, "What is your crime?" The chicken, first looking back at the pigeon and the duck, then turning to the judge says, "I'm bubbles."
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has 79.06 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, dirty, duck, sex
David received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an obscenity. Those that weren’t expletives, were to say the least, rude. David tried hard to change the bird’s attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could think of. Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird and the bird yelled back. He shocked the bird and the bird just got more angry and more rude. Finally, in a moment of desperation, David put the bird in the freezer, just for a few moments. He heard the bird squawk and kick and scream-then suddenly, there was quiet. David was frightened that he might have hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out and said “I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I’ll endeavor at once to correct my behavior. I really am truly sorry and beg your forgiveness.” David was astonished at the bird’s change in attitude and was about to ask what had made such a dramatic change when the parrot continued, “May I ask what did the chicken do?”
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has 75.25 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, birthday, parrot
Q: What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning? A: An alarm cluck!
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, time
Knock, knock. Who's there? Owls say. Owls say who? Yep, that they do.
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Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I'm a big girl I won't cry, I'm just glad that cows don't fly.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark? A: A bird that will talk your ear off!
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, communication, parrot
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon? A bird who knocks before delivering its message !
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Q: What is a duck's favorite TV show? A: The feather forecast!
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, duck
A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car. He asks the driver, "What's up with the penguins in the back seat?" The man in the car says "I found them. I asked myself what to do with them, but I haven't had a clue." The clerk ponders a bit then says, "You should take them to the zoo." "Hey, that's a good idea," says the man in the car and drives away. The next day the man with the car is back at the same gas station. The clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car. "Hey, they're still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo." "Oh, I did," says the driver, "And we had a swell time. Today I am taking them to the beach."
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, car