Joke #10186

Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
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A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked, "Honey, if I died would you get married again?" The husband said, "No sweetie." The woman said, "I'm sure you would." So the man said, "Okay, I would" Then the woman asked, "Would you let her sleep in our bed?" And the man replied, "Ya, I guess so." Then the wife asked, "Would you let her use my golf clubs?" And the husband replied, "No, she's left handed."
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Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
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While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
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After a 2 year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on America's ball-related recreational preferences: The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is basketball. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling. The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is football. The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball. The sport of choice for middle management is tennis. The sport of choice for corporate officers is golf. Conclusion: The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.
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In France, Chuck Norris accidentally won Tour de France by exercise bike.
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