Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
In France, Chuck Norris accidentally won Tour de France by exercise bike.