Joke #10190

What do you call a dumb bunny? A hare brain.

Q. What's green and red? A. A very mad frog.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin? Pingu-Pong.

Every day after work two blondes would look for their cars together. Since they could never remember where they parked, they would sit around until all the cars were gone and they could spot their vehicles. One blonde says "We need to find a faster way to get home." The next day, they come to work on a donkey. After work they come out and see a donkey tied to the fence. "I think we're going to have to wait again, " says the one blonde. "I'm not convinced that's our donkey." "Why not?" asks the second blonde. The first blonde says, "Well, this donkey only has one a**hole, and this morning when we rode in, I distinctly overhead someone say, "Hey look at those two a**holes on that donkey."

Is it just me, or do alligators always look like they are in the middle of a push-up?

What game do little cows like to play? Moonopoly.

A baby snake asked it's mom, "Mommy are we poisonous?" The mother snake responded, "Yes honey, but why do you want to know?" The baby snake responded, "Because I just bit myself..."

What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper? A slippery customer.

What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before? Deja phew.

When is a farmer like a magician? When he turns his cow into pasture.

Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.