Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain...the snake died.
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.