Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.