What do you call an operation on a rabbit?
A hare-cut.
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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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What's a skunk's philosophy of life?
Eat, stink and be merry.
Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up.
Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.
A tourist on a farm asked the farmer why one pig had a wooden leg.
The farmer said, "That pig is the bravest pig I ever saw."
"So why does he have a wooden leg?" the tourist asked.
"One night, our house caught on fire, and he came inside and woke us all up."
The tourist asked again, "So, why does that pig have a wooden leg?"
"You can't eat a pig that brave all at once!"
A dog is truly a man's best friend.
If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.
Lock your dog and your wife in the boot of the car for an hour.
When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?
Teacher: "Who can tell me 5 wild animals?"
Little Johnny: "2 lions & 3 wolves."
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Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges?
He's the Easter Bungee.
What do cows like to do at amoosement parks?
Ride on the roller cowster.
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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