What do you call an operation on a rabbit?
A hare-cut.
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You said it was a great horse and it is.
It took twenty other horses to beat him!
For our daughters 5th birthday we bought her a rabbit.
We couldn’t help laughing when on the way she announced "the rabbit’s name is Sparingly."
"How do you know?" I asked "look" she responded "it says “feed sparingly 3 times daily."
A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.
The son turned from the window to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?"
The mother said, "Well, maybe that’s something you could ask the stewardess."
So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?"
The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"
The boy admitted that this was the case. "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. You can ask your mother to explain it to you."
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
Ten-tickles.
Where do cows like to ride on trains?
In the cow-boose.
What do you call a snake that is exactly 3.14 meters long?
A πthon.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?
An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory?
Alike did was stand around making faces.
Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow?
A: To get chocolate milk.