How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites? They take a gallop poll!
What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater? Claws.
What’s black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra with a drum kit.
Did you find my horse well behaved? Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!
First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way? Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.
Q. How do rednecks have safe sex? A. They mark the sheep that kick!
What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper? Warren.
What's a teddy bears favourite pasta? Tagliateddy.
Q. How does a frog confuse you? A. When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend really likes you? A: If you stick your hand in her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse.
What's green and red? A very mad frog.