How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?
They take a gallop poll!
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Now he still stays out all night – it turns out he likes to watch!
Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?
He was too much of a bully!
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What's the definition of a nervous breakdown?
A chameleon on a tartan rug.
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When a rottweiler is humping your leg.
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