Joke #11096

What is the slowest racehorse in the world? A clotheshorse.
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A farmer and a son live on a farm. The farmer is sitting in the kitchen when his son comes in from the barn with a large glass of white liquid. He is so excited because he's just milked a cow. Then he takes a big drink from the glass. His father just stares at him. "Son, we don't have a cow. We have a bull."
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What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
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What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy, mixed-up squid.
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Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!
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What's a rabbits favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.
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What goes black white black white...? A penguin rolling down a hill! What's black and white and laughing? The penguin who pushed him!
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When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won't get them braces.
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What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues.
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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't because it won't come.
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Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert? A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
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