Joke #11096

What is the slowest racehorse in the world? A clotheshorse.
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Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
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What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
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What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.
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Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise.
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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll.
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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam.
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A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero" The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want." Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The man said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."
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Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart.
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What’s a mouse’s favorite record? Please cheese me!
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What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass? "Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"
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