What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?
A honey bunny.
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What gives milk and has a horn?
A milk tank.
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Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
A man has his car full of penguins.
He drives past a policeman, but the policeman stops him.
He says.
"Hey, you! Yeah, you! You should take those penguins to the zoo!"
The man does that.
The next day in the same spot, the man still has the penguins.
Once again he drives past the policeman.
"Hey, I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo!"
"I did," replies the man.
"We had so much fun that were going to the beach today!"
Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?
A: The lid said, "Twist to open."
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear?
A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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A blonde is driving down the road and she sees a dead rabbit.
She stops the car and called out, "Does anybody got any hairspray!?"
A man pulls up and gives her a bottle of spray and she sprays it on the dead rabbit and the man stares and says "Why u doing that?"
The blonde says "Hairspray is for dead hairs"