What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?
A honey bunny.
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Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"
"None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking."
Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone."
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."
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A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat.
He came across two men.
One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter.
The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him.
Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest, and writers cramp.
What’s the difference between goats and women??
Goats are always horney.
Q: What do you get when you cross a collie with a trumpet?
A: A Lassie who plays brassie!
A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "What would you like?" the fish says holding his neck, "Water".
What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?
Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.
What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits?
Rabbits habits.
What do you call a dog wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want, he cant hear you.
Does a dolphin ever do something by accident?
No, they do everything on porpoise.