What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?
A honey bunny.
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Q: why did the cow cross the road?
A: So he could pass the milkyway.
What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa?
A cowch potato.
A man asks a farmer near a field, "Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train."
The farmer says, "Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you'll even catch the 4:11 one."
Question: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?
Answer: Lipstick.
How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew?
When it has hares in it.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
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The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. One Sunday morning, before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing. He knew about cock fights in the village, so he questioned his parishioners in church. During mass, he asked the congregation, 'Has anybody got a cock?
All the men stood up.
'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?'
All the women stood up.
'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn' t belong to them?'
Half the women stood up.
'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?'
Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
The priest fainted.
Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes.
They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "Ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them."
And the other rabbit says, "We're going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother."
Q: What animal has the most kids.
A: A sperm whale.