Knock knock.
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
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He opened the door only to see a small snail sitting there smiling.
The guy picked the snail up and threw it as far as he possibly could.
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Knock-knock
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
You.
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Knock-Knock
Who is there?
A long penis with a naked head.
Come in please we were waiting for you.
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Knock knockrn
Who's there?
Woman who?
Wo-man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Man.
Man who?
Man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke.
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