Joke #14202

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh- Moooooo!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Owls say. Owls say who? Yep, that they do.

One day a man heard knocking at his door. He opened the door only to see a small snail sitting there smiling. The guy picked the snail up and threw it as far as he possibly could. Three years later he heard knocking at the door again. He opened the door to see the snail. The snail said, "What the hell was that all about?"

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Actually, it's kangaroo!

What's a rabbits favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Figs Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it's broken!

Knock knockrn Who's there? Woman who? Wo-man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke Knock knock. Who's there? Man. Man who? Man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Opportunity. Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice!

Q: Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? A: Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say: "Bach, Bach, Bach."

What is a chameleon's motto? A change is as good as a rest.

Little Johnny walks in on his mother in the bathtub. He asks his mother what is the big fuzzy patch below her bellybutton. She replies, "A bush." The next day Little Johnny walks in on his father while he's in the shower. He asks, "What is that big long thing hanging between your legs?" His father replies, "It is a snake." A few days later, Little Johnny walks in on his mother, once again in the bathtub. He asks, "What are those two baggy things hanging above your bellybutton?" She replies, "Headlights." A couple weeks go by and the little boy walks in on his parents having sex. He yells, "Mom, turn on your headlights! The snake is crawling into your bush!"