What do you call a turtle with a hard on?
A slow poke.
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A smellicopter.
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'Cause the cow's got the udder!
Teacher: "What does a duck say?"
Jenny: "Quack Quack"
Teacher: "What does a cow say?"
Madison: "Moo"
Teacher: "What does a pig say?"
Little Johnny: "A pig says *holds up gun* get on the wall, you motherfucker!"
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How do rabbits get to work?
By rabbit transit.
Q: What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
A: ‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
How should you treat a baby goat?
Like a kid.
What's a cow's favorite moosical note?
Beef-flat!
Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders.
He says, “What the hell is that all about?”
The farmer says, “We had a fire in the chicken coop and all his feathers got singed off, so the wife made him some clothes to keep him warm. There ain’t nothing funnier than watching him try to hold down a hen with one foot and get his pants down with the other.”