What do you call a turtle with a hard on?
A slow poke.
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What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny?
Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
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What do cows wear when they are on vacation in Hawaii?
Moo moos.
Q: Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested?
A: Charged With Battery.
What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?
Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth.
What's a moo hoo for grazing school?
Grass class.
Q: Why did the atheist throw her watch out the window?
A: She wanted to see if it was designed intelligently enough to evolve into a bird.
Q: What is height of De-hydration?
A: A cow giving milk powder.
If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito.
