Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.